ventisette: Cons to having children: Their friggin’ noses run all the time, even when they aren’t sick and they like to either A) eat their snot, B) snort it up with vomit-inducing sound effects, C) wipe their nose on your clothing They poop all the time, and sometimes then try to eat it. They cry all the time for all sorts of reasons, expect a double shipment of snot in this case. If you want to go out you generally have to get a sitter, so have fun paying double what you normally would for an evening out. Say goodbye to sleeping through the night the first little while Streeeetttchhhh marks. They may get in the wrong crowd growing up, end up dating some 34 year old man with tattoos who smokes crack and then decide to murder you one day. Pros: It’s, um, rewarding, I guess. They’re… cute sometimes.  ….This pretty much sums it up.

ventisette:

Cons to having children:

  1. Their friggin’ noses run all the time, even when they aren’t sick and they like to either A) eat their snot, B) snort it up with vomit-inducing sound effects, C) wipe their nose on your clothing
  2. They poop all the time, and sometimes then try to eat it.
  3. They cry all the time for all sorts of reasons, expect a double shipment of snot in this case.
  4. If you want to go out you generally have to get a sitter, so have fun paying double what you normally would for an evening out.
  5. Say goodbye to sleeping through the night the first little while
  6. Streeeetttchhhh marks.
  7. They may get in the wrong crowd growing up, end up dating some 34 year old man with tattoos who smokes crack and then decide to murder you one day.

Pros:

  1. It’s, um, rewarding, I guess.
  2. They’re… cute sometimes. 

….This pretty much sums it up.